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WOMEN KEEP DOING THIS, STOP!!!!

LADIES DONT TRY THIS

One day Gbenga's wife wanted to know how her husband would react, if she left without telling him, where she had gone, so she decided to write him a letter saying she was tired of him and didn’t want to live with him anymore and after writing, she put the letter on the table in the bedroom and then hid under the bed. When the husband was back, he saw the letter and read it, he replied on the same paper and then began to sing and dance, changing his clothes, he dialed someone and then said, ''Hey baby, am just changing clothes, then i will join you, as for the other fool, it has finally dawned on her that i was just fooling around with her and she has left. I was wrong, i mean really wrong to have married her, i wish i had known you earlier. See you soon honey! The husband walked out of the room and left.

  In tears and upset, the woman got up from under the bed and decided to go and read what the husband wrote on the letter. When she got the letter it said; I COULD SEE YOU FEET UNDER THE BED, I DIDNT MAKE ANY PHONE CALL, STAND UP, STOP YOUR SILLY GAMES AND PREPARE ME A MEAL, and COZ I LOVE YOU AND NO OTHER.

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NICE WORDS
Nice words…
 
I Believe



I believe-
That we don't have to change
friends if we understand that friends change.

I believe-
That no matter how good a friend is,
they're going to hurt you every once in a
while and, you must forgive them for that.



I believe-
That true friendship continues
to grow, even over the longest distance.
Same goes for true love.

I believe-
That you can do something in an instant
that will give you heartache for life.

I believe-
That it's taking me a long time
to become the person I want to be.



I believe-
That you should always leave loved ones with
loving words. It may be the last time you see them

I believe-
That you can keep going long after you can't.

I believe-
That we are responsible for
what  we do, no matter how we feel.



I believe-
That either you control your attitude it controls you.

I believe-
That regardless of how hot and steamy a
relationship is at first, the passion fades and there
had better be something else to take its place.

I believe-
That heroes are the people who do what
has to be done when it needs to be done,
regardless of the consequences.



I believe-
That money is a lousy way of keeping score.

I believe-
That my best friend and I can do anything
or nothing and have the best time!

I believe-
That sometimes the people you expect to kick you when
you're down, will be the ones to help you get back up.



I believe-
That sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to
be angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.

I believe-
That just because someone doesn't love you the way you want
them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

I believe-
That maturity has more to do with what types of experiences
you've had and what you've learned from them and less to
do with how many birthdays you've celebrated.



I believe-
That it isn't always enough to be forgiven by others.
Sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself.

I believe-
That no matter how bad your heart is
broken the world doesn't stop for your grief.

I believe-
That our background and circumstances may have influenced
who we are, but we are responsible for who we become.



I believe-
That just because two people argue, it
doesn't mean they don't love each other,  And just
because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do.

I believe-
That you shouldn't be so eager to find
out a secret. It could change your life forever.

I believe-
That two people can look at the exact
same thing and see something totally different.



I believe-
That your life can be changed in a matter
of hours by people who don't even know you.

I believe-
That even when you think you have no more to give, when a
friend cries out to you - you will find the strength to help.

I believe-
That credentials on the wall do not make
you a decent human being.



I believe-
That the people you care about most in
life are taken from you too soon.

I believe-
That you should send this to
all of the people that you believe in.

I believe-

I just did.